Tuesday, March 31, 2009

George Inness End of Day

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looked wistful.
‘Yeah,’ he repeated. ‘Er.’
‘I know what you mean,’ said Dibbler slowly.
‘It’s . . . I mean, it’s really great, but . . . well, I can’t help feeling . . . ‘
‘Yeah. There’s something wrong,’ said Dibbler flatly.
‘Not wrong,’ said Soll desperately. ‘Not exactly wrong. Not wrong as such. Just missing . . . ‘ He stopped, at a loss for words.
He sighed. And Dibbler sighed.
Overhead, the wall itself. Some of them were missing. It’d be a dangerous climb, even in daylight.
In the dark . . . not a chance.
The door slammed open behind him and Ginger strode in, dragging the handleman behind her.
‘Well?’ she said. ‘Hurry up. You’ve got to save that poor monkey.’thunder rolled.And out of the sky came a broomstick with two scream­ing wizards on it. Victor pushed open the door at the base of the Tower of Art.It was dark inside, and he could hear water dripping down from the distant roof.The tower was said to be the oldest building in the world. It certainly felt like it. It wasn’t used for anything now, and the internal floors had long ago rotted away, so that all that was left inside was the staircase.It was a spiral, made of huge slabs set into the
‘Ape,’ said Victor absently.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Vincent van Gogh Red vineyards

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Thousands, I expect.’
‘But look, that can’t be right,’ said Ginger, in the small voice of one trying to be reasonable while madness is breaking down the door with a cleaver. ‘The alchemists only got the idea a few months ago.’
‘Yes. It’s something to think about.’
He reached out and found to work it all out yourself from the clues.
And you never, never get a chance to stay in your seat for the second house.

Candlelight flickered in the University corridor.
The Bursar did not think of himself as a brave man. The most he felt happy about tacklitried to put out of his mind the thought of octopi slithering silently over the seats in front of that living, shifting screen. He tried to forget the patrons who had been sitting in the darkness while, above them, centuries passed. Perhaps they were waiting for the lady to come around with the banged grains and hot sausages.The whole of life is just like watching a click,ng was a column of numbers, and being good at numbers had taken him further up the hierarchy her. Her body was ramrod stiff and flinched at his touch.‘We’re safe enough here,’ he added. ‘Gaspode will soon bring back some help. Don’t you worry about that.’He tried not to think about the sea slapping at the stairs, and the many‑legged things that scuttled over the midnight floor. He he thought. Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no‑one will tell you the plot, so you have

Friday, March 27, 2009

Fabian Perez Flamenco Dancer

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still breathing,’ said Victor. Laddie leapt around them, barking furiously.
‘Maybe you should loosen her clothing or something,’ said Gaspode. ‘It’s just a thought,’ he added. ‘You teeth.
Between two of them was an arched doorway, three times as high as Victor. It was sealed with a pair of pale grey doors, either of stone or of wood that had become as hard as stone over the years. One of them was slightly open, but had been prevented from opening further by the drifts of sand in front of it. Frantically scrabbled furrows had been dug deep into the sand. Ginger had been trying to shift it with her bare hands.
‘Stupid thing to do in this heat,’ said Victor, vaguely. He looked from the door to the sea, and don’t have to glare at me like that. I’m a dog, what do I know?’ ‘She seems all right, but . . . look at her hands,’ said Victor. ‘What the hell has she been trying to do?’ ‘Tryin’ to open that door,’ said Gaspode. ‘What door?’ ‘That door there.’ Part of the hill had slipped away. Huge blocks of masonry protruded from the sand. There were the stubs of ancient pillars, sticking up like fluoridated

Thursday, March 26, 2009

John Constable Wivenhoe Park Essex

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was eight in the morning. A thunderous knocking awoke Bezam Planter, owner of the Odium, one of Ankh-Morpork’s mushrooming crop of moving-picture pits.
He’d had a bad night. The people of Ankh-Morpork liked novelty. The trouble was that they didn’t like novelty for blearily.
‘We’re shut ‘til two o’clock,’ he said. ‘Mat’nee. Come back then. Seats in all parts.’
He slammed the door. It rebounded off Throat Dibbler’s boot and hit Bezam on the nose.
‘I’ve come about the special showing of Sword of Passione,’ said Throat.
‘Special showing? What special showing?’
‘The special showing I’m about to tell you about,’ said Throat.
‘We ain’t showing nothin’ about any special passionate swords. We’re showin’ The long. The Odium had done great business for a week, had broken even for the next week, and was now dying. The late showing last night had been patronized by one deaf dwarf and an orang-utan, who’d brought along its own peanuts. Bezam relied on the sale of peanuts and banged grains for his profit, and wasn’t in a good mood. He opened the door and stared out Exciting–’
‘Mister Dibbler says yore showing Sword of Passione,’ rumbled a voice.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Georges Seurat The Models

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error gave him a paper like this. It was probably sacrilegious or something to ignore the opportunity.
They had to accept what you put down. Ponder hadn’t shared the room with the world’s greatest authority on There was no road to Holy Wood yet. Anyone trying to get there would take the highway to Quirm and, at some unmarked point out in the scrubby landscape, would turn off and strike out towards the sand dunes. Wild lavender and rosemary lined the banks: There was no sound but the buzzing examination procedures without learning a thing or two. He looked again at the question: ‘What is your name?’ He answered it. After a while he underlined it, several times, with his lucky ruler. After a little while longer, to show willing, he wrote above it: ‘The anser to questione One is:’. After a further ten minutes he ventured ‘Which is what my name is’ on the line below, and underlined it. Poor old Victor will be really sorry he missed this, he thought. I wonder where he is?

Monday, March 23, 2009

John William Waterhouse The Magic Circle

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cleanly out of the air and glued to the rock behind it.
'Amazing how they do it, isn't it,' said Teppic. 'Animal instinct, I suppose.'
You which had shattered, its electrum sheathing peeling away. In its descent from the pyramid it had hit the statue of Hat the Vulture-Headed God, bending it double and giving it an expression of mild surprise.
A faint groan sent him tugging at the wreckage of a tent. He tore at the heavy canvas and unearthed IIb, who blinked at him in the grey light.
'It didn't work, dad!' he moaned. 'We'd almost got it up there, and then the whole thing just sort of twisted!'
The builder lifted a spar off his son's legs.Bastard gave him a haughty glare from under his sweep-the-desert eyelashes and thought: . . . Let z=ei0. cudcudcud Then dz=ie[i0]d0=izd0 or d0=dz/iz . . . Ptaclusp, still in his nightshirt, wandered aimlessly among the wreckage at the foot of the pyramid. It was humming like a turbine. Ptaclusp didn't know why, knew nothing about the vast expenditure of power that had twisted the dimensions by ninety degrees and was holding them there against terrible pressures, but at least the disturbing temporal changes seemed to have stopped. There were fewer sons around than there used to be; in truth, he could have done with finding one or two. First he found the capstone,

Friday, March 20, 2009

Jack Vettriano baby bye bye

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shuffled into them anyway. (Priests were metal-reinforced overshoes. They saved your soles. This is an Assassin joke.) Mericet was a poisons man, after all. Bloat! If he tipped them with that Teppic would plate himself all detected no more wires; there was a faint crunch underfoot as a priest crushed a caltrap.
'In your own time, Mr Teppic.'
Mericet was standing in a corner. Teppic heard the faint scratching of his pencil as he made a note. He tried to put the man out of his mind. He tried to think.
There was a figure lying on a bed. It was entirely covered by a blanket.
This was the last bit. This was the room where everything was decided. This over the walls. They wouldn't need to bury him, they'd just redecorate over the top.* (* Bloat is extracted from the deep sea blowfish, Singularis minutia gigantica, which protects itself from enemies by inflating itself to many times its normal size. If taken by humans the effect is to make every cell in the body instantaneously try to swell some 2,000 times. This is invariably fatal, and very loud.) The rules. Mericet would have to obey the rules. He couldn't simply kill him, with no warning. He'd have to let him, by carelessness or over-confidence, kill himself. He dropped lightly on to the floor inside the room and let his eyes adjust to the darkness. A few exploratory swings with the rods