Monday, April 13, 2009

Vincent van Gogh Reaper

Vincent van Gogh ReaperEdmund Blair Leighton OffFord Madox Brown Work
vermin?"
The tortoise continued to stare. Practically nothing can stare like a tortoise.
Brutha felt obliged to do something.
"There's grapes," he said. "Probably it's not sinful to give you one grape. How would you like a grape, little tortoise?"
"How would you like to be an abomination in the nethermost pit of chaos?" said the tortoise.
The crows, who had fled to the outer walls, took off again to a rendering of The Way of the Infidel Is A Nest Of Thorns.my lips."
Brutha looked closer.
"You haven't got lips," he said.
"No, nor proper vocal chords," agreed the tortoise. "I'm doing it straight into your head, do you understand?"
"Gosh!"Brutha opened his eyes and took his fingers out of his ears again.The tortoise said, "I'm still here."Brutha hesitated. It dawned on him, very slowly, that demons and succubi didn't turn up looking like small old tortoises. There wouldn't be much point. Even Brother Nhumrod would have to agree that when it came to rampant eroticism, you could do a lot better than a one-eyed tortoise."I didn't know tortoises could talk," he said."They can't," said the tortoise. "Read
"You do understand, don't you?"
"No."
The tortoise rolled its eye.

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